• period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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jizzybro:

casually uploads this again cause it was super late at night ;O
mmmhhmmm gurl Lulu started it

jizzybro:

casually uploads this again cause it was super late at night ;O

mmmhhmmm gurl Lulu started it

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landoftimeandsteam:

selenaestella:

keysofchains:

Homestuck fandom.

Prepare your eyes. This is the MV you’ve been waiting for.

Wow.

Wow is right.

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derples:

Remember that one time bro attempted to whip a baby off the top of a 20+story high building but the baby was like “nah”

derples:

Remember that one time bro attempted to whip a baby off the top of a 20+story high building but the baby was like “nah”

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zillybooradley:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

omg perfect argument

zillybooradley:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

omg perfect argument

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detectivefists started following you

hello! owo



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coffeeandvonnegut:

guys, have you ever googled bunnies yawning 

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woah what 50 followers holy crapppppppppp 



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nicklugo:

Cool Guy has Chill Day

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hey guys this is important

okay i just got this ask in my ask box and im pretty sure its a virus thing so be careful

heres what it says

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